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Labor bill: 99 minutes, but we don't bill you for estimates.
Customer reports no knowledge of how cars work at all. Repair with a copy of Car Mechanic Simulator 2014 and an undefined number of hours.
Oh, and while you're at it, tell him you replaced the zwieback lubricator and that it costs four grand, plus labor.
It was a lot harder to play than we thought it'd be ... .
The automobile has always been something of a mystery to me. I'm not a stupid man – I'm an electrical engineer for crying out loud. Ask me to design a stripline band-pass filter for 10% around 12.5 gigahertz, and I'll draft it, fab it, and slap it on a network analyzer to prove to you that I just did what you asked.
Cars, though? I might as well be a frog trying to comprehend, well, an internal combustion engine.
That's for mechanical engineers.