Sponsored By: Humble's Squeenix Bundle Sequel
Time Played: 53 minutes
Lara's Pants review
Dual-stick shooting mix with platforming and puzzle-solving in this cooperative genre mash-up featuring everyone's favorite grave robber, Lara Croft.
Lara's Hair review
I want to make a confession: I've never played a Tomb Raider game.
Well, okay, maybe that's not completely accurate. I played five minutes of the original PS1 game at a Toys "R" Us demo kiosk. Beyond that, my experience with Lara Croft comes mainly from watching the movies.
My impressions of things featuring the character are, needless to say, not the best.
My thoughts on the game were that those controls were better suited to the 2600 game Combat rather than a game about an agile explorer. Given my love for Indiana Jones movies and my respect for Angelina Jolie as an actress (Girl Interrupted was one of the best movies I never want to see again), the movies should have been like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
They were not.