The Cake is Real
Oct 30, 2007 13:50:02

Darren from keeps insisting that the cake is a lie, but I have proof. The cake is real. Quit spreading false information, Darren. See for yourself.

Submitted by Brent on Oct 30, 2007 13:50:02 CST (comments: 12)


'uhhh-huh' by darrenl
Submitted on 2007-10-30 15:24:27 CST're obviously insane.

Second...if the cake is real:
a) who made it...huh Brent...huh?
b) everyone in the place said the cake was a lie...are you calling those poor helpless people liars?
c) that cake has farrrr too many sprinkles to be real anyway. And wtf are those ontop? Strawberries? Where did they get those.

You sir, are just a cake propaganda making machine spreading delicious lies with a smooth chocolaty filling.

Have at you....

'Oh, now I understand' by Brent
Submitted on 2007-10-30 15:32:03 CST
It is finally clear to me.

All those poor helpless souls who thought the cake was real actually weren't smart enough to finish the test, and THAT is why they think the cake is a lie. It is clear to me now.

Of course it is also clear to me why you think the cake is a lie. Oh so very clear.

"Remember when I told you the cake was real and you wanted to believe me but couldn't finish level 16 so you went into a fit of despair and hid in the corner? That was great."

(For those of you who have no idea wtf Darren and I are talking about... go play Portal. It'll only take a few hours out of the raid schedule so you have my permission.)

'Brent and his lies...' by Scott
Submitted on 2007-10-30 16:27:58 CST
I'm still 2 levels away from the end of portal and don't believe you, or the cake being real for that matter.

Really, look at that photo, it's Sooooooooooo photoshopped.

'Anyway this cake is great' by twistah
Submitted on 2007-10-30 20:05:57 CST
It’s so delicious and moist


'For the ones who are dead....' by Kami
Submitted on 2007-11-01 03:50:19 CST
But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of Cake!

But if [Subject's Name Here] never gets the cake, then it's a lie to her.

Anyone else think the character model was pretty fugly :| Just me?

'Another cake' by tanstaafl
Submitted on 2007-11-01 11:47:12 CST
Stay on the menu screen for a while after finishing the game and the view will change to show the other side of the table. Guess what's there...

And I know the cake is real; my the Weighted Companion Cube told me...

'TANJ!' by Wilhelm2451
Submitted on 2007-11-01 12:43:07 CST
There ain't no such thing as a free cake!

'Weebl Cube' by dominici
Submitted on 2007-11-06 20:28:15 CST
In any given MMO, if you mention the word "cake" in text chat, the next 200 text lines will be filled up with variables on Portal themed cake quips, guaranteed!

By the by, this is absolutely funny as!

My favourite expression is, "I'm doing science with my arse"!

'hehe' by sharon0610
Submitted on 2008-08-29 01:16:08 CST
very pleasing to the taste or smell; delicious. cake
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'Hey' by darrenl
Submitted on 2008-08-29 07:54:44 CST
...brent got spammed.


/points and laughs

'I got cake...' by Julie
Submitted on 2008-08-29 09:37:40 CST
I got cake after I finished all the tests. Am I the only one? Then my weighted companion cube and I went out for a beer. Afterwards we stopped and played Age of Conan on that nice friendly computer that ran the place.

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