In the past week we took a look at much of what transpired in the MMORPG world this past year. Clearly 2006 was a slow year for our favorite style of game. Will 2007 offer us more? VirginWorlds is optimistic and in celebration of that optimism let us all take a look at the future game releases and prognosticate their future award winning status.
Most Promising MMOG title:
Vanguard - High tech and high adventure that appeals to your longing for corpse runs.
Age of Conan - I can't wait to see my enemies driven before me, not to mention the lamentations of the women.
Warhammer Online - Smash, bash and chuckle your way to bloody victory.
Darkfall - Free form PvP for thick skinned gamers.
Spellborn - Fresh approaches to art, lore and gameplay will lure even the most jaded gamer.
Star Trek Online - You'll have to wait at least another year or two before you get beamed down to the planet of hot green skinned women sporting beehive hairdos.
Lord of the Rings Online - Finally, you can walk Middle Earth and be a part of the epic adventure.
Gods and Heroes - Massively multi-minion battles backed by well known mythology.
2006 Winner: Vangaurd... yeah, I know, but can it repeat?
Most Promising totally-Indy MMOG title:
Ruin Online (Broke Ass Games) - An ecletic MMO pieced together by a comical team of garage programmers.
Dusktreaders (Granite Games) - Your first vampire/werewolf MMO. Look for innovation and dark themes in this title.
Atriarch (World Fusion) - Announced in 1999. Easy to dismiss as dead in the water, but this team has stamina.
FreeWorld: Apocalypse Portal (Net Charger & MindSurge) - It's on hold! It's off hold! It's on hold again. Still, many people are excited about this one.
2006 Winner: A Tale in the Desert III
Best MMOG Graphics of 2007:
Vanguard - Super realistic video card destroyer. Your PC will cower and weep.
Aion - The next generation of Korean MMOG graphics. Expect blinding bloom lighting and dream sequence-esque soft focus.
Soul of the Ultimate Nation (SUN) - Potentially the best looking MMOG characters of all time.
Ultima Online 10th Anniversary Edition - Can a shiny new skin revive this ancient top-down MMOG?
Huxley - Take Unreal Tournament and make the maps way way way bigger.
Pirates of the Burning Sea - Water effects to trump all challengers.
2006 Winner: RF Online
Longest MMOG beta of all time:
Vanguard - Now in its 18th phase of intermediate beta for people in specific demographics with latitudes between 43 and 49.
Spellborn - Lengthy beta phase including a massive 35 hand picked elite players (who all live in New Jersey).
2006 Winner: Auto Assault
Longest MMOG name of 2007:
Vanguard, Saga of Heroes - 24 characters
Pirates of the Burning Sea - 26 characters
The Chronicles of Spellborn - 27 characters
Gods and Heroes: Rome Rising - 28 characters
FreeWorld: Apocalypse Portal - 28 characters
Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning - 34 characters
Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar - 43 characters - WINNER!
2006 Winner: Dungeons & Dragons: Stromreach (30 characters)
Most embarrassing Korean-port of 2007:
2 Moons - Get more XP and loots for looking at advertising!
9 Dragons - Silkroad, now with karate.
Carpe Diem - Would have won game of the decade...in the 80s.
Cabal Online - You can look like Cloud while grinding mobs in a console style action game.
Any future Codemasters title - Codemasters will take no prisoners in this category.
2006 Winner: Archlord
2007 Vaporware Award:
Stargate Worlds - All the hype with 90% less game code and artwork.
Hero's Journey - Proving it takes 10 years to make a MMOG even if you have a point and click game creation engine.
Kaos War - Q: Can drama and inexperience fuel a development project? A: If your devs are homeless it can.
2006 Winner:Endless Saga
2007 Massively Misguided Leadership Award
Cindy Armstrong - Webzen - PC Gamers unite! This CEO wants to dumb down your MMOs and move them all to consoles.
Philip Rosedale - Linden Labs - Mr. Linden believes he is a prophet.
David Perry - Acclaim - Earthworm Jim creator will deliver a Korean port funded by on-screen ads.
Adam Ghetti - Rapid Reality - Still can't buy his own beer, but says he's going to pump out 6 MMOs in the next year.
Damon Grow - Kaos War - I'm not saying a hotel bellhop can't pilot a MMOG project, but...
2006 Winner: Rod Cousens, Codemasters - No explanation required.
And there it is. The somewhat serious, somewhat joking list of future MMOG awards. You can find the links to all of these titles on the future gamelist below.
Have any categories to add? Want to pick your winners? Think I'm a cruel and obtuse curmudgeon? Have at it in the comments section. |